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The girls at Justice vs Momdusa

"Oh, he’s super rare. He’s never even been on the shelf."

Tell me something I don’t know, you bag of dicks. 

It drives me fucking crazy because every single time I go into a Justice, I’m the only person looking at dolls. 

RIGHT????

every time I go they’re like “oh someone already ought all the ones we had!”

and im like HOW ABOUT YOU NOT SELL TO SCALPERS

I have a really good scalper story though. There’s this d bag mother fucker piece of shit son of a bitch scalper that lives in the city where i do my doll shopping, and my boyfriend and I beat him to the MH section in TRU, and I heard him talking about some doll he wanted to get while we were waiting outside, so I saw what he wanted, and I already had it, but I held onto all of them and pretended to be looking at their faces. He waited for like fifteen minutes for me to finish, until he finally just left. I proceeded to hand them out to the little girls that were also in the section. 

OMG ARE WE SHARING SCALPER STORIES OK I HAVE ONE

when trevor was visiting me in vegas we went doll shopping of course, so we went to toys r us and sadly, they didnt have anything we wanted

this lady was in the aisle looking at the dolls and she immediately looked at us and asked us “what the hot new barbie was this season.” me and trev looked at each other and immediately said “ghouls rule, were actually shocked to see they have so many, theyre usually so rare”

she left with like 4 of each lol


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