The girls at Justice vs Momdusa
"Oh, he’s super rare. He’s never even been on the shelf."
Tell me something I don’t know, you bag of dicks.
It drives me fucking crazy because every single time I go into a Justice, I’m the only person looking at dolls.
RIGHT????
every time I go they’re like “oh someone already ought all the ones we had!”
and im like HOW ABOUT YOU NOT SELL TO SCALPERS
I have a really good scalper story though. There’s this d bag mother fucker piece of shit son of a bitch scalper that lives in the city where i do my doll shopping, and my boyfriend and I beat him to the MH section in TRU, and I heard him talking about some doll he wanted to get while we were waiting outside, so I saw what he wanted, and I already had it, but I held onto all of them and pretended to be looking at their faces. He waited for like fifteen minutes for me to finish, until he finally just left. I proceeded to hand them out to the little girls that were also in the section.
DUDE! Omg, I’ve done this too! Holy shit I forget which doll, but I grabbed all four on the shelf and put them on hold cause there was a certain d-bag scalper (he tried to get at least two of my favorite employees fired at Kmart and TRU) had discovered MH and its virtues. I didn’t even need the doll, they were just sniffing around my dolls and I was like, “No, f u” u_u