Boyfriend walked in as I was finishing putting up my Christmas dolls, and some that were still in moving boxes.
BF: Gawwd.
Me: What?
BF: I don’t think I own this much of anything!
Me: Excuse me…
*takes him to living room*
Me: EXHIBIT A MOTHA FUCKAAAA
BF: THATS NOT THE SAME!!! XD
Me: 27
Him: 36!