"Hello and thank you for purchasing your first ever Monster High doll. Unfortunately, there’s some..."

“Hello and thank you for purchasing your first ever Monster High doll. Unfortunately, there’s some bad news we have to share with you. Once you have bought your first ever Monster High doll, you are now diagnosed with what we like to call “MH Syndrome”. You will not be able to sleep, pay your bills or stop looking at pictures of the dolls you do not have until they are into your possession. You will be extremely sad when you cannot find the doll you are looking for, but extremely rewarded when you do. We would also like to point out that you cannot stop at any given time. Once you have bought your first doll, you will have to have ALL of them. It is also mandatory that you make a Tumblr blog dedicated to Monster High (even though there are plenty already posting the same stuff). I’m sorry it has to be this way [insert name here].. but this is the unfortunate truth of this diagnosis. There is no cure.”

- What it should have said in the instruction manual (via mymonsterhouse)