All set up!
While I was unboxing, my son kept putting his Angry Bird toys on the furniture, making them say, “I love you, Clawdeen!” and “Marry me, Clawdeen!” Finally I said, “Maybe Clawdeen likes girls.” Son thought about this for a second, then brought his white bird back over, proposing, “Marry me, Clawdeen! I’m a girl bird- I lay eggs!”
(He also said the clawed pastry looked like chocolate covered penises, but I didn’t encourage that).
Anyway. When “Santa” brings my I ♥ Fashion Abbey, she can join the no-stand party.