"This is a story of my demise.
I used to be the Supreme Clawdeen on the block. I was at the very top with the best of the pack since day one. No other Clawdeen could compare! I’d get all the free drinks in the world and everyone basked in my glory!!
They always told me my day would come, that the true supreme queen would arrive one day. There was no way anyone could replace me. And even if she did come, they all loved me too much to replace me!!
Boy was I wrong.
See a package arrived today, a big package. Everyone knew it was going to be a new pack member. But they were all scared of letting her out. So I did the deed. I opened up the box and this bitch pops out!
Now she’s acting like she owns the place! She stole my spot, my friends, and even my supreme queen title! I don’t get free drinks or carried around anymore. My life is in ruins! Even the animals came out and greeted her cat! They Never come out!
Draculaura says I shouldn’t worry, that’s its alright being on the bottom, that people are nice here. I don’t know about that Mali or Tula though. They seem a bit shady. But I wasn’t meant for the bottom! I was meant for Greatness! She also said that I won’t be the only one being dethroned, Cleo might be next."
I just really wanted to do something in celebration of finally getting a Basic Clawdeen. Thus the sad tale of SO Clawdeen being “dethroned" since up till now she was my “basic" Clawdeen.
LOL! Awww, poor ex-Queenie Deenie :(