Not gonna lie- I saw this and immediately thought of MPGIS
“Brittney honey! I picked you up some Monistat…! Well, not Monistat I couldn’t find a cyoopon so I just got the generic version but Walgreens is usually pretty good, and I didn’t know if you wanted the 3 day or 7 day so I got you the 7 day cause I figured its pretty bad if you have bread baking.. hoohoohoo… Anyway, just make sure you’re wiping front to back, mmk? Love you honey, bye!”